“Mommy, where is my blue and white striped shirt with the spaghetti sauce stain on it?”

“I’m not sure honey (aka: nine-year-old child who spilled the sauce down your front after I reminded you to sit forward, over your bowl, while eating…)  It may not have gotten washed yet.”

“What!!?  You didn’t even wash it yet!?”

Wow.

“Thanks so much, honey, for bringing this to my attention!  Be sure to let me know if there’s anything else around here I should be aware of!”